Wednesday, November 16, 2011

White House praetorian guard concocts story to create guilt, secure votes

In another story created to get the sympathy of Mr Meterosexual and Mrs Soccer Mom, the Secret Service claims bullets struck the White House and were embedded in glass... through a window.

A double window with ballistic glass. At distance. From a moving car according to witnesses. Using a rifle specifically not intended for range (400m maximum compared to 550m for an M-16).

The discovery follows reports of gunfire near the White House on Friday. Witnesses heard shots and saw two speeding vehicles in the area. An AK-47 rifle was also recovered.

Wow, what marvelous aim the accused has to hit windows at such yardage, from one of two speeding cars witnesses say they saw.

What ability he has with a rifle that was chosen by the USSR and Warsaw Pact for its rapid fire and compact nature, rather than its range and accuracy.

The Secret Service says a bullet hit an exterior window of the White House and was stopped by ballistic glass.

What wonderful ballistic properties those bullets must have had to embed themselves in the ballistic glass.

And after all these magical moments, the suspect conveniently left the weapon for them to discover his identity !

The White House should have just thrown bullshit at the building if they needed the guilt and votes this badly.

You're liars.

SPQR

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