Saturday, June 11, 2011

Terrorist detained at Bilderberg 2011 as other covert operatives sought

The Guardian reports the accurate story of mayhem that was used to close the Long Road to Ruin that is Bilderberg.

It seems Jones never followed up on it after breaking the nefarious plot yesterday, as far as I can see. Then again, I think the Y2K broadcast ended like that too...

Just when you thought the annual four-day Bilderberg conference couldn't get any more exciting, a policeman goes and finds a bomb. Or at least, he went and found a "tubular device" that at certain angles, if you squinted a bit, looked sort of like a bomb. By that well known bomb manufacturer – Pringles.

All of a sudden the shout went up, out came the handcuffs, and two men (that nobody recognized) were bustled into custody. We're still trying to find out who they were or what they're charged with. Ownership of a tubular device is still frowned on in Switzerland. That's why Toblerone is shaped like that.


Now, my mole at Bilderberg has informed me that other events are planned by these other elite covert operatives.

Their financier Mr. Peanut and operations commander Cap'n Crunch are seen above in file photos...

Reports recommend that all conspirators against Rome skip the hot cocoa before bed time.

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