There now appears to be sufficient evidence to invade Libya to search for frosted yellow cakes and weapons of mass disruption given that Lionel Richie and Muammar Gaddafi are the same person.
The US plans on claiming that one man cannot possibly like his own music and visit himself in Libya at the same time.
In a case similar to the "is Janet Jackson actually Michael Jackson" thriller, we see the fan as performer and the performer as fan.
Gaddafi has issued a suspicious press release asking:
"Hello, is it me you're looking for ?"
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